Purple Dudette

Greetings of the day ladies and gentlemen,

This is your piolt-Subramanya speaking, on behalf of the ‘Supernatual’ airways and my beautiful inside-out crew, I regret to inform you all that the flight has been cancelled as there is a major emotional inconvenience from the flight.

Yes, you heard it right!

As the front tire of the aeroplane didn’t nudge the lemon that was placed right below it and according to my Astrologer the flight is expressing it’s emotional unavailability to fly in this amazing weather and I trust him blindly because he can see things about my life that I mostly cannot.

Anyway,
Gotta go, as I need to visit ‘Gaali Aanjaneya’ temple and get that blessed talisman from the priest.

See you later may be never!